Doodle consumes your life...

I got this game a little while ago. I thought it was really fun, but then one night I had a dream. I dreamt I was in the Doodle Jump land, jumping up and down with the Doodle Dude. Then, I woke up and I realized it was just a dream. I was scared, but I fell back asleep. When I woke up again in the morning, I was jumping on the bed! I was very, very scared this time. I went downstairs to eat breakfast, but I heard the Doodle Jumper jumping when I poured the cereal. I ignored it, but when I sat down with the bowl, every single Lucky Charm was either the Jumper or a monster! I screamed. I havent been able to eat since then. Ive almost starved multiple times! Now, every day, when I wake up at 6:00 in the morning, I become the Doodle Jumper, leaping off furniture and falling, until 7:00.
Im warning you, DO NOT GET THIS GAME! IT CONSUMES YOU!
My thoughts are filled with Doodle... My actions, my words, my life...
Im warning you all...

Artist_Gurl_O1 about Doodle Jump, v3.16